nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

what if birds aren't singing. they're really just screaming because they're afraid of heights.

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

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lifeingoldandmud:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

Not when your opinion degrades my existence

80% of my friendships on tumblr

  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*

Her. She Is Mariah.

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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yzma:

rneerkat:

below knee

i will always regard this post as the true pinnacle of humour on tumblr.com

yzma:

rneerkat:

below knee

i will always regard this post as the true pinnacle of humour on tumblr.com