nigga just ate a booty flake
Front Porch Step - Private Fears In Public Places
So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!
i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
im way too attracted to athletic boys for being someone who groans at the slightest mention of participating in anything athletic
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*